Keeps me in that good mood

Quotes.

These quotes have been on my facebook for years, but I'm now adding quotes to my facebook page that mean something deep and meaningful to me. Since I don't have the heart to get rid of these for good, i'm posting them here, even though none of you will understand them.

Laurel: brits a part time ghetto princess

Laurel: Like seriously? what prompted coldplay to make this song?
Me: They must have gone back in time...
Laurel: omg Coldplay would!

Me: I like the backround of your phone, where is that?
Amber: Home depot

Phi:But We dont have anything to smoke out of
Megan: go and get a pop can alex
ME (a few minutes later): Did you get one yet?
Alex: Wait...Does it matter which kind of pop

Me:"Your my little hippie princess"
Brit:"Can you even put those words together?"

Brit:"Dude...I was like the queen of the dinosaurs"

ME: "Im gonna make your eyes roll to the back of your head"
Brit:"Dude...Thats creepy"
Me:"Yeah especially since i gave birth to you"
Brit:"Yeah dude...thats like illegal..."

Brit:"dude, if you called me a hotdog id kill you!"

Laurel:"jane your patriotic red white and blue!"

Riley: I havent seen rosie o donnell in forever!
Me: I was talking about rosie mann...
Riley: I know, but i just havent seen rosie o donnell on tv in awhile

Jane: We cant talk about family reunions without wanting to fuck are cousins!

Abbie: He's So Sexy!
Me: He's 11
Abbie: ADMIT IT!!!!!!

Brit: Dude I Was like ahhhhh look at my dead skin but i was in kindergarden so it was all good haah

Brit: Dude god is calling you fern!

Megan: Dont drink that, theres led in it...
Torrey: Crayons dont have led
Megan: THERES LED IN EVERYTHING CHINESE!

brit: dude, ive seen too many pictures of dicks this year!

Kelleys Mom: Wait... so he told you that you were hot and that your brother was trippin?

Natalie: Hell no hippies dont shave their armpits!

Alayna: There were 4 beatles? omg im like memorizing so much shit right now!

Laurel: Can somebody please be a professional back scratcher and scratch me?

Brit: I woke up, the suns up, kelleys puking, and i have black eyebrows

Laurel: This is the only dream i remember and it has nothing to do with buttfuckin

Aaron Kitch: "Im like robin hood, i steal from the rich and give to me"

Melissa: "Well I just cleaned up your shit on her bed."
Courtney: "well youre used to making messes on the bed..."

Lauren: "I hate that bitch, she took my boyfriend"
Sonia: "Who?"
Lauren: "I dont know his name!"

Laurel: "If you saw my vagina would you think im pretty?"

Brit: "I doubt obamas rational in bed..."

Laurel: "I like being in the fetal position"

Laurel: "I was sitting by the side of the road for 8 hours eating nothing but dried fruit and sausage"

Melissa:
"Get out of my life"
"What are you doing in my life"
"Im not trying to do that with my life right now"
"It really is"

Madtown nights 4, and goodbye :(

Ok saturday was the big night!!! the fucking huge night!!!!! OK GO was playing and i was with all my best friends, at one of the biggest halloween parties in the US!!!!!! crazy shit was about to go down!!!! and since I was sober (obviously), I was left to deal with the drunk ass motherfuckers.... Its now been a week so my memory is already blurred (what can I say, I was an alcoholic back in the day, my brain is ruined) but basically, the only story that matters is DETOX WINEHOUSE ENDED UP IN DETOX! and before that mystique buttslut, and I had to carry her back to her dorm! thats a fucking joke! oh and drunken bamf, she was pissed and hit our dear friend, as well as a random guy!!!!!! the night was craziness.


Goodbye day and night was hard... really fucking hard. I love each and every person I was with that weekend dearly, and goodbyes are always hard. Especially when youre me, because I can't seem to sit the fuck still and settle the fuck down. I always have to be moving around. I don't know why I do this. As bruce springsteen would say, BABY I WAS BORN TO RUN!!!!!!!

anyways, everyone but hotmess #2, whore, mystique butt slut, and obviously joke and his roommates (salt and pepper) left! We stayed up late that night watching horror films. By the way, dont ever watch the human centipede, it was fucking disgusting and gross and disturbing, and chainsmoking is the only thing that got me through that movie... and i don't get grossed out. SO! that's about it. That was last weekend and I'm ready to move on with my life. More stories involving the madtown possee coming this december!!!

Madtown Nights #3

The third night in Madison was an exciting one! It was the night that "Mystique Buttslut", "Whore", "Z", were showing up, they were all riding in "Hotmess #2's" car! In the other car was "Drunken Bamf" (after this weekend she is a drunken bamf), "Mermaid" (a nickname he was given over the weekend), and "Twacked out motherfucker"! It was Friday night and we were feelin tah hit da town! There was a house party that "Joke" said was close, and we could all go too. My friends proceeded to get shitfaced. Mystique Buttslut was smoking bowl after bowl and taking shot after shot. It's fine. She was also dry humping everyone (her form of a lapdance), "Winehouse" was getting all PDA with her hump of the month, "Whore" was dancing with "Hotmess #2", while "Z" and "Drunken BAMF" ran around and socialized with everyone. "Twacked out motherfucker" and the rest of the guys proceeded to smoke bowls with "Mystique Buttslut". I ran around and met new people, took pictures, and laughed at all the embarrassing shit I'd remember but they'd all forget. We started to walk to the "close party" which ended up being like a zillion miles away, and I was freezing because 1.) It was fucking cold out. 2.) I'm used to Florida weather 3.) I do not drink, so i had no drunk blanket 4.)I was in a rather skimpy costume. This party was not close at all, we arrived and the party sucked. There was no dancing. There was no music. There was nothing fun about it, and Hotmess #2 got very sick, and was well, a hotmess. So I, along with "Drunken Bamf", "Z", Hotmess #1, and "Twacked Motherfucker" walked back... it was a long fucking walk again. Oh and did I forget to mention that buttslut broke my toe on the way to the party by drilling her stiletto into my fucking foot? Well she did, and it hurt. We made it back to the apartment, changed into comfy clothes, made food, and cranked up the music. "Twacked Motherfucker" and "Hotmess 1" had naked escapades in the room where all of our shit was, so we bothered them, and threw ice at them. It was great. We finally got our shit out of the room and throughout the next couple of hours people continued to come over and it was a party. Everyone got back safely, and around bedtime "Whore" slept in one of the guys beds, and we proceeded to fuck with her. I taped the doorway with clear, thick masking tape and she ran right into it. We discovered our friend "mermaid" was shaped exactly like a mermaid, thus the new nickname. We also came to a consensus that "whore's" vagina is bigger than the population of China. We then went to bed.

Madtown!

Ok so I had to blog about Madison... and my friends knew this. The only condition was that, because I was sober the whole time (obviously) and remembered everything, and didn't do anything stupid, I had to use code names...

Night #1) I arrived in Madison, WI in the evening on Wednesday, and was told I needed to take a cab, which was not a big deal because I wasn't going far. The cab driver was scary and kept calling me a city slicker... I paid him $10 so I could smoke in his cab. I arrived at "Joke's" house and met his two roommates "Salt" and "Pepper". Both very nice people. "Salt" would be staying at his girlfriends place that weekend due to the mass amount of people staying with "Joke". "Pepper", however was staying. Then "Winehouse" walked over to "Joke's" apartment to meet up. We all chatted and hungout and I went back to "Winehouse's" dorm and met her roommate and saw some old schoolmates from Hopkins. That was interesting. That's about it for the first night

Night #2) The second day was fun. I walked around town, and for those of you who have never been to Madison, it's beautiful! So I walked around, hung out and caught up more with "Joke". Then "Hotmess" and "Gaga" showed up. "Hotmess" is a friend from highschool and "Gaga" is her friend from college. It was fantastic to see "Hotmess" and very nice to meet "Gaga" (who was a very fun person). That night we were going to a local show by a group called The Dirty Disco Kids. "Hotmess" lived up to her name and got wasted, and was a-stumblin everywhere. I was in my costume (70's porn star) which was freezing and "gaga" said the best quote of the night with "Stay close to me, I'm like a polar bear, I give off a lot of heat". It was fantastic. So we got to the show and I ran into an old friend Ado, and hung with her most of the night. It was great too see her, it'd been awhile and she was only going to be in town a few hours, or for the night or something, so I kicked it with her. While with Ado "Hotmess" got up on stage and danced and then fell off, and "Joke" was kicked out of the show for smoking the reefer. The show ended right after he was kicked out though. We walked back and went to bed.

Ill post nights 3-6 at a later time...

Driving in the sun when it's warm.

I've decided to make a playlist of my favorite songs to drive to when it's warm and sunny. Here is is:

1.)Cee-Lo Green "Fuck You"
2.)Everclear "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"
3.)Ben Harper "Diamons On the Inside"
4.)The Beatles "I Want To Hold Your Hand"
5.)The Beatles "What You're Doing"
6.)She & Him "In The Sun"
7.)Cream "Sunshine Of Your Love"
8.)Rupert Holmes "Escape (the pina colada song)"
9.)Chuch Berry "Sweet Little Sixteen"
10.)Roy Orbison "Sweet Dreams Baby"
11.)Bob Marley "Red Red Wine"
12.)Kenny Loggins "Footloose"
13.)Sweet "Tempted"
14.)Ben Folds Ft. Regina Spektor "You Don't Know Me"
15.)Allman Brothers "Ramblin Man"
16.)The Contours "Do You Love Me?"
17.)Blind Melon "No Rain"
18.)Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros "Janglin"
19.)Naked Eyes "Always Something There To Remind Me"
20.)Freda Payne "Band Of Gold"
21.)Free "All Right Now"
22.)Rod Stewart "Every Picture Tells A Story"
23.)Paul McCartney "Silly Love Songs"
24.)Mamas And The Papas "I Saw Her Again"
25.)Bad Company "I Can't Get Enough"
26.)Smokey Robinson "Cruisin'"
27.)Beach Boys "Feel Flows"
28.)Jackson Browne "Doctor My Eyes"
29.)BW Stevenson "My Maria"
30.)Paul McCartney "Dance Tonight"
31.)Buffalo Springfield "For What It's Worth"
32.)Crosby Stills and Nash "Suite Judy Blue Eyes"
33.)Joni Mitchell "California"
34.)Rusted Root "Send Me On My Way"
35.)Raspberries "Go All The Way"
36.)The Clash "Lovers Rock"
37.)Buddy Holly "That'll Be The Day"
38.)The Band "The Weight"

Jawbreaker Continued

I'm finally back. The last couple of weeks have been hectic. I needed to do an assload of school work and was bummin' about it But hey, that's life. Then last week on Wednesday I jumped on a plane to Madison, WI (also known as MADTOWN!). I just got back last night (more on Madison later).

I am now at 950 licks on my Jawbreaker, and nowhere near finished. Here's a photo of the Jawbreaker at 850 licks: