The third night in Madison was an exciting one! It was the night that "Mystique Buttslut", "Whore", "Z", were showing up, they were all riding in "Hotmess #2's" car! In the other car was "Drunken Bamf" (after this weekend she is a drunken bamf), "Mermaid" (a nickname he was given over the weekend), and "Twacked out motherfucker"! It was Friday night and we were feelin tah hit da town! There was a house party that "Joke" said was close, and we could all go too. My friends proceeded to get shitfaced. Mystique Buttslut was smoking bowl after bowl and taking shot after shot. It's fine. She was also dry humping everyone (her form of a lapdance), "Winehouse" was getting all PDA with her hump of the month, "Whore" was dancing with "Hotmess #2", while "Z" and "Drunken BAMF" ran around and socialized with everyone. "Twacked out motherfucker" and the rest of the guys proceeded to smoke bowls with "Mystique Buttslut". I ran around and met new people, took pictures, and laughed at all the embarrassing shit I'd remember but they'd all forget. We started to walk to the "close party" which ended up being like a zillion miles away, and I was freezing because 1.) It was fucking cold out. 2.) I'm used to Florida weather 3.) I do not drink, so i had no drunk blanket 4.)I was in a rather skimpy costume. This party was not close at all, we arrived and the party sucked. There was no dancing. There was no music. There was nothing fun about it, and Hotmess #2 got very sick, and was well, a hotmess. So I, along with "Drunken Bamf", "Z", Hotmess #1, and "Twacked Motherfucker" walked back... it was a long fucking walk again. Oh and did I forget to mention that buttslut broke my toe on the way to the party by drilling her stiletto into my fucking foot? Well she did, and it hurt. We made it back to the apartment, changed into comfy clothes, made food, and cranked up the music. "Twacked Motherfucker" and "Hotmess 1" had naked escapades in the room where all of our shit was, so we bothered them, and threw ice at them. It was great. We finally got our shit out of the room and throughout the next couple of hours people continued to come over and it was a party. Everyone got back safely, and around bedtime "Whore" slept in one of the guys beds, and we proceeded to fuck with her. I taped the doorway with clear, thick masking tape and she ran right into it. We discovered our friend "mermaid" was shaped exactly like a mermaid, thus the new nickname. We also came to a consensus that "whore's" vagina is bigger than the population of China. We then went to bed.
