These quotes have been on my facebook for years, but I'm now adding quotes to my facebook page that mean something deep and meaningful to me. Since I don't have the heart to get rid of these for good, i'm posting them here, even though none of you will understand them.
Laurel: brits a part time ghetto princess
Laurel: Like seriously? what prompted coldplay to make this song?
Me: They must have gone back in time...
Laurel: omg Coldplay would!
Me: I like the backround of your phone, where is that?
Amber: Home depot
Phi:But We dont have anything to smoke out of
Megan: go and get a pop can alex
ME (a few minutes later): Did you get one yet?
Alex: Wait...Does it matter which kind of pop
Me:"Your my little hippie princess"
Brit:"Can you even put those words together?"
Brit:"Dude...I was like the queen of the dinosaurs"
ME: "Im gonna make your eyes roll to the back of your head"
Brit:"Dude...Thats creepy"
Me:"Yeah especially since i gave birth to you"
Brit:"Yeah dude...thats like illegal..."
Brit:"dude, if you called me a hotdog id kill you!"
Laurel:"jane your patriotic red white and blue!"
Riley: I havent seen rosie o donnell in forever!
Me: I was talking about rosie mann...
Riley: I know, but i just havent seen rosie o donnell on tv in awhile
Jane: We cant talk about family reunions without wanting to fuck are cousins!
Abbie: He's So Sexy!
Me: He's 11
Abbie: ADMIT IT!!!!!!
Brit: Dude I Was like ahhhhh look at my dead skin but i was in kindergarden so it was all good haah
Brit: Dude god is calling you fern!
Megan: Dont drink that, theres led in it...
Torrey: Crayons dont have led
Megan: THERES LED IN EVERYTHING CHINESE!
brit: dude, ive seen too many pictures of dicks this year!
Kelleys Mom: Wait... so he told you that you were hot and that your brother was trippin?
Natalie: Hell no hippies dont shave their armpits!
Alayna: There were 4 beatles? omg im like memorizing so much shit right now!
Laurel: Can somebody please be a professional back scratcher and scratch me?
Brit: I woke up, the suns up, kelleys puking, and i have black eyebrows
Laurel: This is the only dream i remember and it has nothing to do with buttfuckin
Aaron Kitch: "Im like robin hood, i steal from the rich and give to me"
Melissa: "Well I just cleaned up your shit on her bed."
Courtney: "well youre used to making messes on the bed..."
Lauren: "I hate that bitch, she took my boyfriend"
Sonia: "Who?"
Lauren: "I dont know his name!"
Laurel: "If you saw my vagina would you think im pretty?"
Brit: "I doubt obamas rational in bed..."
Laurel: "I like being in the fetal position"
Laurel: "I was sitting by the side of the road for 8 hours eating nothing but dried fruit and sausage"
Melissa:
"Get out of my life"
"What are you doing in my life"
"Im not trying to do that with my life right now"
"It really is"
