Madtown nights 4, and goodbye :(

Ok saturday was the big night!!! the fucking huge night!!!!! OK GO was playing and i was with all my best friends, at one of the biggest halloween parties in the US!!!!!! crazy shit was about to go down!!!! and since I was sober (obviously), I was left to deal with the drunk ass motherfuckers.... Its now been a week so my memory is already blurred (what can I say, I was an alcoholic back in the day, my brain is ruined) but basically, the only story that matters is DETOX WINEHOUSE ENDED UP IN DETOX! and before that mystique buttslut, and I had to carry her back to her dorm! thats a fucking joke! oh and drunken bamf, she was pissed and hit our dear friend, as well as a random guy!!!!!! the night was craziness.


Goodbye day and night was hard... really fucking hard. I love each and every person I was with that weekend dearly, and goodbyes are always hard. Especially when youre me, because I can't seem to sit the fuck still and settle the fuck down. I always have to be moving around. I don't know why I do this. As bruce springsteen would say, BABY I WAS BORN TO RUN!!!!!!!

anyways, everyone but hotmess #2, whore, mystique butt slut, and obviously joke and his roommates (salt and pepper) left! We stayed up late that night watching horror films. By the way, dont ever watch the human centipede, it was fucking disgusting and gross and disturbing, and chainsmoking is the only thing that got me through that movie... and i don't get grossed out. SO! that's about it. That was last weekend and I'm ready to move on with my life. More stories involving the madtown possee coming this december!!!

I'm officially terrified of Georgia... and all residents of the state

I finished reading Deliverance a few days ago, I had seen the movie, but it'd been years since I had. I now read the book (which was much better), but gave me a new outlook on life; don't talk to people from Georgia! They're scary, they play the banjo, they make people squeal like pigs, and shoot you with guns and fuck with your canoes and shit. Now I get that most of you wont go read the book, or even watch the film, but I urge you not to go to Georgia, because either the banjo people will get you or the real housewives will... both are very scary. Here's a preview for the movie: