It's my BIRTHDAY!! Or it was yesterday... but the celebration continues through Sunday morning. I got every scent of Calvin Klein cologne from my mother... too bad you cannot smell it over my cigarette odor (which I love, it's my natural scent), but i still love the gift. As well as some cash... to bad I spend money faster than I can get it. some condoms and a marc jacobs keychain from jess and eric... too bad i hate condoms and I don't have a car here... and i bought myself a Lanvin trench coat... too bad I live in Florida and it's too hot to wear it. I'm not complaining, they are all fantastic gifts, and I love them. I will stop smoking (maybe), I will have a car soon (maybe), I might try wearing condoms again (doubt it, i want a baby) and one day there will be a cold day (that's a joke).
So you might be wondering what the drag queen in that ad is for? Tomorrow night were going to dinner at Lips. Anyone is welcome to come. Dress classy.
