Yes I was bored today... Yes No! I dont have too much time on my hands... so anyways, here it goes:
1.)So it's been a total of 8 hours today that I've been doing school work, and I'm only halfway done with what Im trying to get done with by Saturday. I knew I should have skipped college and gone straight to being a gypsy.
2.)Is donating plasma so I can go to the bahamas this weekend.
3.)is gonna catch a wave. That's right, I'm learning to surf today.
4.)I'm in Miami bitch, literally.
5.)Has finally made it to my new home in the sunshine state.
6.)27's in tennessee... $3.19. Its like heaven but with cancer.
7.)Ciao Minnesota, it's been real. I leave only good wishes behind.
8.)Needs to chill out. And also think clearly. "got a bag I can get off you?"-guy outside gas station "yeah here have this" (as I take my redbull out of my bag and hand him the bag) "uh no I was looking for a sack"-guy finally clicks "are you fucking kidding me? Do I look like I fucking smoke weed?!"-me "uh yeah kinda"-guy
9.)you could pretend that airplanes are shooting stars, but than i'd just think you were a complete dumbass... oh wait, I already do.
10.)"Trevor, what the fuck are you doing?" "Pumping the gas, wtf do you think i'm doing. dumbass." "When you pushed the guy out of the way and grabbed the gas pump from him and said "excuse me, this is my car asshole" did you forget that in Oregon you don't pump your own gas dumbass?" "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. (to the atte...ndent) Sorry! im an asshole, im from minnesota! i swear! heres my license! pump my gas!"
11.)Cigarettes and coffee with a cool clean breeze and an abounding mountainous view.
12.)we slaughtered hundreds. took over the land. now we celebrate. happy 4th.
13.)needs money. will prostitute my body for cash or subway.
14.)im sorry oprah... no you are not the black jesus. get over it.
