DIE PIGS DIE!

I was leaving a party when a cop attempted to breathalize me. I called him a twat, and he asked if I had been using drugs. He made the cab driver I had called wait forever, while he breathalized me. I explained to him that I don't drink or use drugs, and he scoffed. I then when on a long rant about how some grandmother down the road was probably being raped, or killed, or cooking up some meth, and he should be more concerned with that then wasting my fucking time. He was not amused. I told him he should pay the cab fare that had accumulated while the driver waited for me to be breathalized. Now this he was amused by. He asked me if there were people drinking inside. I told him no, but that he was welcome to go and waste everyone else's time like he did mine. He told me a "sassy attitude like that wont get you very far." I got in the cab and we proceeded to leave. I flipped him off as the cab pulled away and for a second he acted like he was going to do something, but i knew his big fat lazy ass wouldnt get into his pathetic squad car and pull over the cab just so he could get some more of my "sassy attitude". He can suck my big fat sassy dick. I hate the popo. My night blew. I need to wake up early and type a psych paper so I can go to the beach in the afternoon.