Monday, January 3, 2011

All The Wonders Of 2011

I'm not making any resolutions, but am setting personal goals. Here are some of them:

1.) Workout more, a minimum of 3 times a week (my metabolism will not always work well, and no one looks good fat).
2.) Read more (I already read a shit ton, but more is better)
3.) Meditate More (I stress too much and need to relax)
4.) Smile everyday, even if it kills me.
5.) Appreciate everything wonderful in my life everyday.
6.) Stop laughing at autistic people and laugh with them.
7.) Make an attempt to cut down on smoking.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Europe Trip 2012 Mapped Out.

In May of 2012 I will be embarking on an 82 day journey across Europe by myself. This will kick off May 15th of that year. I will be visiting 32 cities in that time. I would love to get advice from all of you. On things like:

Which cities will I need the most time for?
What do I need to see in these places?
Good hostels in these cities?
Can I find redbull in europe?
How much are cigs in these cities?

May 15th: Dublin

May 18th: Belfast

May 20th: Glasgow

May 22: Edinburgh

May 23: Liverpool

May 25th: London

May 29th: Amsterdam

June 1st: Brussels

June 4th: Luxembourg

June 6th: Paris

June 10th: Nantes

June 11th: Bordeaux

June 12th: San Sebastian

June 14th: Barcelona

June 17th: Andorra La Vella

June 19th: Montpollier

June 20th: Marseille

June 22nd: Nice

June 25th: Monaco

June 26th: Genova

June 29th: Rome

July 3rd: Venice

July 5th: Milan

July 7th: Zurich

July 10th: Munich

July 12th: Vienna

July 14th: Prague

July 18th: Berlin

July 22nd: Bielefield

July 25th: Copenhagen

July 29th: Stockholm

August 2nd: Reykjavik

August 6th: Home

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

In These Wild and Turbulent Times...

Where to next? I just enrolled in classes at MCTC for the semester. I am taking:

Ethics
Algebra
Nutrition
Art History: Modern to Contemporary
Cultural Anthropology


I'm pretty pumped about this now that I got a lot of my shit figured out. My first week back was complete hell. It was ridiculous. Every day something completely horrific would happen. All problems are now fixed and dealt with, but it was one thing after another for awhile there, but that's life. It's driving me crazy! I have been so busy! I haven't even had time to listen to music (with the exception of when I'm driving), but to really listen to music... lay on my floor, hear it, analyze it, and enjoy it. I'm enjoying all of the changes I'm going through though. I'm all applied to schools and ready to hear back from them. The school itself isn't as big of a deal as its location.

Where to go...

New York


Seattle


Boston


Or back to my hometown, Portland

Damn Ill Miss You Guys

More goodbyes. I didn't say bye to anyone today except Jill. I 1.) had zero time, 2.) was already sad about leaving and it would have made me more sad; i dont want to be sad, I want to be excited for when I see you all again. I'm not going to regret my decision to leave, im terrified, but fear is stupid, so are regrets. Ill see you all soon!!!!

I went to a really sick place called Mellow Mushroom with Mariah, Eric, Alex, Sarah, Caitlyn, Juliet, and Jordan. It was awesome! A great way to say goodbye. We then took pictures infront of a giant christmas tree. I just looked at the pictures and wanted say say a special a au revoir to y'all.

Ill miss you!
and, as always,
Justin Alam. Thank you for being the kind person you are.
Mr. Walden, thanks for the french lessons and ragging on heather with me
patrick, the arguements were great!
jason, take care of my side of the room!

darken, jman, j derullo... need i say more.

Laurra, the laughs together were great.

Alicia, ill miss the walks! and talks!

Zach, thanks for grading my papers

kara, jen, casey, it was great!

justin, patrick, david, latorre, times were interesting and ill miss the late night hookah! (minus justin, he never joined us)

You stay classy Boca!!
bon voyage!
sound as ever, and sincerely,
Trevor E. Muthafuckin Church
some of the most memorable times have been had here with you all.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Wisdom.

"Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Monday, December 13, 2010

The Worst Things EVER and What I have to say!

A list of the worst things ever, compiled from my mind and the internet.

1.) I'd rather have my entire body wet than just my socks.
2.) It'd feel better if an elephant shit on me than it does to wake up sweating.
3.) The worst thing ever is when you're in the middle of an argument and realize you're wrong
4.) How do you fold a fitted sheet?
5.) Mapquest needs to start on #5, I can get out of my neighborhood
6.) Stop making new music and movie devices, i'm sick of restarting my collection
7.) I hate when word asks if I want to save any changes when I definitely didn't change anything.
8.) Do not machine wash or machine dry means I will never wash it.
9.) When I call you back right away, and you don't answer, where the fuck did you go?
10.) When I text you and you call me... clearly I dont wanna talk, i want to fucking text.
11.) I save some peoples numbers, just so I know to ignore them.
12.) The only time I like red lights is when I need to text
13.) I don't know the difference between boredom and hunger.
14.) Don't make me watch this fucking youtube video. please. do not.
15.) Hi asshole, I held the door for you, how about a thank you, you motherfucker.
16.) I smiled... or said hi... the least you could do is smile or say hi back dipshit.
17.) How many times is it okay to say what before I just smile and nod my head because I still didn't hear you.
18.) I texted you... i definitely never got a reply.
19.) I hate my spastic attacks when I lean my chair back a little too far.
20.) When I'm walking, I hate drivers, when I'm driving, I hate walkers, no matter what, I always hate the guy on the bike.
21.) I hate when I can't remember who just texted me... what time it is... or what someones name is right after they tell it to me.
22.) Don't stare at me bitch, i'll stare back
23.) You're kid is not mentally accelerated, every parent thinks there kid is the smartest fucking 4 year old ever. Well guess what? chances are they will end up retarded, a drug addict, a complete dipshit, or the worst two things a person can be... a fat republican.
24.) No you're baby is not cute, you pushed it out of your cunt and it looks like a goddamn goblin.
25.) no youre baby is not smiling, 1.) it doesn't have fucking teeth, just like metheads, babies are incapable of smiling. 2.) two, it's fucking preparing it's next shot at projectile vomiting and hitting your still recently pregnant fatass.
26.) Wow you named your 14th and 15th children Bonquisha and Mercedez, was the name "I'm going to grow up, have 7 children, live off the government, and suck dick for crack" already taken?
27.) You just cut me off, will you now speed the fuck up!?!
28.) Hi... Nice turn signal cuntface.
29.) Don't ask me if you can come, I would have invited you if I had wanted you to come.
30.) No you may not use my chapstick you aids infested gutter slut.
31.) WOW! you're at mcdonalds! because you don't already weigh 300lbs or anything.
32.) Abortions are necessary to prevent people like you from ever reproducing.
33.) Don't say you love that band, you know the song from that commercial.
34.) Hey douche-rocket. I believe I was in line first, I'm definitely spitting on your sweater without you noticing.
35.) Don't be a bitch waitress to me, that's why I keep pennies in my wallet.
36.) Don't tell me smoking causes cancer, I should be telling you "remarks cause broken noses"
37.) Wear a helmet, you're on a motorcycle.
38.) You're wearing Ed Hardy, were you trying to dress up as a candy wrapper today?
40.) "Thanks for having me over!" Funny... I don't remember inviting you.
41.) Don't ask me for a cig... the 100th time this week.
42.) You're 12... stop flashing your newly acquired pubic hair and nonexistent tits.
43.) I have to take the elevator to the 15th floor, and you press floor two... really you sad fatass motherfucker?
44.) Okay so you were walking two seconds ago, why did you decide to stop right in front of me?
45.) Don't tell me what to do, if I felt like doing what you're telling me to do, i'd already be doing it.

GOODBYE ARIEL!




I forgot to mention you specifically, even though that post was for EVERYONE!!!!!! so heres a special one for you. :-) love you meh sistah